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Prankaholic!

Oh hi! I didn’t see you there, well I did, but I was too awkward to approach you. My name is Jared McMullin and I put thousands of words into a book for you to read, give to a friend, or leave somewhere as a dust collector. I’m your average ordinary “boy next door” type of guy. Just a normal person with a popular webshow “Friday Night Cranks” that I’ve dedicated almost a decade of my life to. Everyone has that boring friend in the group who accidentally blew up online and made millions of pennies doing so! I’ve made thousands of prank calls all around the world and posted them online which have been viewed over 125 million times. 99% of them were from myself to inflate my ego. It’s a humdrum story you’ve heard a bunch of times, but just told in an interactive fashion. Interactive books were usually just meant for electronic readers. But you can interact with this one even if you have this mostly recyclable book! Please don’t throw this away to recycle it because it will hurt my feelings. And be honest with yourself, will that REALLY help the environment?

Funny!

A lot of stories in the book had me laughing my ass off as I was writing them. I took the funniest moments of my life, and combined them into a crazy experience with stories broken up by year.

Real!

In 2007 I decided to keep a record of every email, text message, and voicemail that I have ever gotten. There are thousands and thousands of pages of PDFS broken up by year and by person. I am so happy I did that because it was hard to remember certain details, or figure out when things happened. Some stories I couldn’t include because I didn’t have an accurate record of that specific event. I wanted to keep the book 1000% authentic!

AMAZING!

This is just my honest opinion and I am allowed to think that the book is amazing because it is! I put a lot of time and energy into it, as did a few other people so I really hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did making it!

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